THE GOLDING INSTITUTE

Final Relaxation (CD)

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“Stomach-turning medical tones and a horrible narration take the listener through a series of visualization and breathing techniques that shut down the body’s organs one by one…until the subject is finally dead. Recorded overseas under the steady hand of producers Gregg Turkington (Zip Code Rapists, Neil Hamburger, Great Phone Calls), and Brendan Walls (Sydney-based damaged electronics expert), The Golding Institute’s vision for a better life through ending it is wonderfully realized. A genuine conversation piece, and a sure-fire seller to fans of recorded spoken word/comedy albums, hipsters looking to liven up a party, and of course, to those troubled souls who are sincerely seeking a unique and relatively pain-free technique with which to leave this disappointing world. The most unusual album ever sold!”